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Oh God, what have I done? We don’t have a brig. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Is the Space Pope reptilian!?

You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I’ll get my kit! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

Do a flip!

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You don’t know how to do any of those. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!

1. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.
2. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.
3. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

• I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
• Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
• I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…

Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. Oh God, what have I done? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.

And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Actually, that’s still true.

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